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Topless Tuesday: Kate Upton, 2018

Kate remains the undulating blonde bombshell she was created to be.

Last year I mentioned that the swimsuit issue had several shots of models’ bodies. No heads, just torsos. I was simultaneously t…

Five babes enter. Three babes leave. Biggest disappointment: We lost Sofia Resing, my favorite rookie from last year. I would ha…

Kate Upton is tied with Irina Shayk. (Coincidentally, that’s the first line of a lot of my SI swimsuit erotic fan fiction.) Anyw…

I was absolutely not expecting this. She looks fantastic, though! Welcome back! Real question. Does this bring Kate to three fron…

A few years ago, I pointed out that the ideal male fantasy was Yamila Diaz in a bikini, surrounded by beer and barbecue. Oddly, …

ClickHole has paid tribute to Kate with this hilarious parody of “kid asks supermodel to prom” chestnut. So in honor of that, le…

Swimsuit models in hammocks. Why not? • • • UPDATE, 5/20/18 I've been in a Myla Dalbesio mood, so I thought I'd update th…