Happy Birthday Heidi, Happy Trails Swimsuitologist

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Happy Birthday, Pania Rose

The 2006 one-hit wonder is 31. And, full disclosure, I forgot to post this on the 16th. It's now the 17th, and I am cheating …

Horse Appreciation Week: Wednesday

So this is embarrassing. Apparently, Hannah’s birthday is May 5. I had it written down as the 6th. ( Two years ago as well .) So …

Happy Birthday, Gigi Hadid

She’s—holy cow—twenty years old today. She was just heralded by People magazine as one of the World’s Most Beautiful Women . So l…

One-Piece Wednesday: Stacey Williams, 1994

47 today. You may have noticed that this blog has been primarily birthdays, Topless Tuesdays and One-Piece Wednesdays lately. Not…

Happy Birthday, Brooklyn Decker

28 today.   A couple beautiful, moody photos from Walter Iooss's page .

Happy Birthday, Paulina Porizkova

My pick for fourth greatest swimsuit model of all time (and SI's pick for #10 ) is the big five-oh today.  • • • Fun Easter …

Happy Birthday, Aline Nakashima

This Japanese/Brazilian/Spanish/Portuguese beauty is a girl I wish I had featured more on this blog. Though her birth date is inc…

Come Elle or Heidi Water

All hail the Swimsuit Queen. Elle Macpherson is 52 today. Here’s an interesting article about a mild scuffle regarding who owns …

Happy Birthday, Yasmeen Ghauri

I messed up her birth date last year , so happy 44th to this gorgeous two-time SI model.

X Years of V

Happy 29th birthday to Anne V, who was in ten consecutive issues. 2015 was the first Anne-less year for a decade. 2005, her first…

Happy Birthday, Ehrinn Cummings

The 2002 one-hit wonder is 34 today. Here she is in a pile of bananas: And here she is in a slightly kinkier milieu: (For some fa…

Happy Birthday, Marloes Horst

Apparently, if you conceive a child in early June, she'll become a swimsuit model. Marloes is 26. Here she is in her birthday…

Happy Birthday, Hailey Clauson

20 today. She had some gorgeous bodypainting shots this year.