In Memoriam
I’m planning a lawsuit against Sports Illustrated.
A few months ago, I mapped out my ideal 2018 swimsuit issue. It included eight 2017 models I’d have loved to see come back.
SI got rid of three of them.
It’s very tough to lose Bo Krsmanovic, Hannah Ferguson, and Rose Bertram. I feel like there must be intolerable cruelty of breach of contract or some legal concept I can use to get those girls back.
Anyway, let’s survey the damage.
I could have seen Bojana come back over and over again for years. This dark, Serbian beauty had a lot more swimsuit in her.
I’m even more torn up by the loss of this cute, bubbly, buxom young woman.
And the centerpiece. Hannah F was a sleek, blonde bombshell, and I can’t believe she’s gone.
Hannah D (or Hannah J if you prefer) was a staple and will be missed. Though as I’ve mentioned before, I think we have a good replacement in Chase Carter.
It was a respectable run for Nina! Six years. Looking at her photos, it’s clear how the Photoshop waxed and waned. (Look how Vaseline-smeared her 2013 shot is.)
And this is the end of an era. Chrissy was the last remaining model who was active when this blog had its first post on June 1, 2010. The turnover is complete
A few months ago, I mapped out my ideal 2018 swimsuit issue. It included eight 2017 models I’d have loved to see come back.
SI got rid of three of them.
It’s very tough to lose Bo Krsmanovic, Hannah Ferguson, and Rose Bertram. I feel like there must be intolerable cruelty of breach of contract or some legal concept I can use to get those girls back.
Anyway, let’s survey the damage.
Bo Krsmanovic
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Rose Bertram
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Hannah Ferguson
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Hannah Davis
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Nina Agdal
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Chrissy Teigen
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